I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.

Ive got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.

I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.

What President of the Airline is doing is, he's urging everyone to give up their frequent flyer miles for sick kids... But as I was reading this, there were two empty seats next to me. Why can't sick kids sit there? If they're so concerned with sick kids, shouldn't they have like a pen of sick kids next to the gate?

I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.