I was in Antwerp - which, I had about 20 shows left at that point - and a guy said, "That's Dave Attell's." Also, Antwerp was my smallest audience, so the guy was right there. I was like, "What?" He said, "Dave Attell does a bit about, 'Why are there luggage stores in the airport?'" I had never seen that, and I would never ever, ever, ever - please believe me - I would never lift material from somebody ever, and certainly not knowingly.

I do not want to encourage heckling and outbreaks at all.

I'm concerned about how and why there is no gun control.

I'm directing the Sky show. I'm not going to be in it. I'm just writing and directing it. So that'll satisfy that part of my brain.

I recently attended a pro-drug rally... in my basement.

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me.