That's what social media is, that's what Twitter is, that's what Facebook posts are. It's just really anti-intellectual.

All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard. I'll tell you what hard is. Try talking your girlfriend into her third consecutive abortion. Yeah, that's hard, that takes finesse. You're just inconvenienced.

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.

You have to get the second season by acquiescing to a third season.

If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.