That's what social media is, that's what Twitter is, that's what Facebook posts are. It's just really anti-intellectual.

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.

Hopefully people are upset for the reason I want them to be upset. Even when I was doing open mics, I've always had people upset. I've never been the consummate crowd-pleaser.

I just did 101 shows in 86 different cities in America and Europe and Canada, and I'm not lying or exaggerating when I say, at the vast majority of shows, they loved it. There were encores, there were standing ovations.

I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.

What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them and say, 'Look, I'm sorry, but your baby is fking boring.'

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.