All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard. I'll tell you what hard is. Try talking your girlfriend into her third consecutive abortion. Yeah, that's hard, that takes finesse. You're just inconvenienced.

There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.

In my political philosophy - which is definitely more socialist Democrat than centrist politician like Hillary Clinton - I think regulation for banks and those platforms that Bernie Sanders had are good for the whole of America.

I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative. And the idea that somebody would come there and say those things that I said created an atmosphere where some people would walk out, and suddenly they weren't in the minority. For an hour and a half, they were the majority. So I would argue that it does need to be said.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.