I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't interested in it and would rather listen to someone else. But I'll never understand the anger people have toward me.

You have to get the second season by acquiescing to a third season.

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.

I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.

I'm concerned about how and why there is no gun control.

I do believe that on a whole, women are definitely smarter than men... I also believe that dogs are smarter than women. No? That one, you don't believe it? You believe that I didn't do a series of tests? You are right to not believe it, because I'm going to go ahead and admit that I do not believe what I just said, it was what's described as a 'joke.' Um, I'll be telling a bunch of them here tonight.

There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me.