I think I could have a funnier, more economic sets. But that's the comedy I do. And I understand if people aren't interested in it and would rather listen to someone else. But I'll never understand the anger people have toward me.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

In my political philosophy - which is definitely more socialist Democrat than centrist politician like Hillary Clinton - I think regulation for banks and those platforms that Bernie Sanders had are good for the whole of America.

I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.

I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm not a member of the party of inclusion. Wonderful, tolerant, rational human beings they are.

There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.