James Lipton: The most pompous arrogant failure in history.

James Lipton: The most pompous arrogant failure in history.

It's easy to see that two people might come up with that same idea.

It's just an easy catchall to describe a style because there are a lot of alternative comics who are completely different from each other.

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.

In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide, immediately, you have to go "Ohmigod. Do I look at the most beautiful woman in the world or the craziest guy in the world?"

It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I'm attracted to women who aren't ready to make that commitment just yet.