If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.

I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.

Ive got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.

I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.

I'm concerned about how and why there is no gun control.