If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation.

The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.

What President of the Airline is doing is, he's urging everyone to give up their frequent flyer miles for sick kids... But as I was reading this, there were two empty seats next to me. Why can't sick kids sit there? If they're so concerned with sick kids, shouldn't they have like a pen of sick kids next to the gate?

I recently attended a pro-drug rally... in my basement.

I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.

It probably does make it more difficult to enjoy a good laugh at someone who's onstage, seemingly yelling at you. But I'm not yelling at the audience, I'm yelling at the world. It genuinely sucks if people are taking it that way. But I'm not talking to individuals.

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.