If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation.

I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.

I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.