[If Donald Trump does get elected, I will be] probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I don't know. I'll probably end up working in the cafeteria.

I think for a lot of people, it's just where their saturation point was. Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff and the Republican stuff and the Ayn Rand followers, it doesn't let up for about half an hour. It gets hard and stays hard for a while.

There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.

Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff, you get people going, "I didn't come here to have my political views bashed."

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.