[If Donald Trump does get elected, I will be] probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I don't know. I'll probably end up working in the cafeteria.

I'm concerned about how and why there is no gun control.

You can't just yell jokes at people.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.