I do not want to encourage heckling and outbreaks at all.

The underpinning of immigration concerns is xenophobia and racism and nationalism.

[If Donald Trump does get elected, I will be] probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I don't know. I'll probably end up working in the cafeteria.

If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.

[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.