There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.

What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them and say, 'Look, I'm sorry, but your baby is fking boring.'

I don't mean this to sound hyperbolic but there are increasingly, albeit really minor, similarities between now and how Germany was lulled into what happened pre-WW2.

The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.