There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I'm attracted to women who aren't ready to make that commitment just yet.

Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.

I do not want to encourage heckling and outbreaks at all.

Back when the Bible was written, then edited, then rewritten, then rewritten, then re-edited, then translated from dead languages, then re-translated, then edited, then rewritten, then given to kings for them to take their favorite parts, then rewritten, then re-rewritten, then translated again, then given to the pope for him to approve, then rewritten, then edited again, the re-re-re-re-rewritten again...all based on stories that were told orally 30 to 90 years AFTER they happened.. to people who didnt know how to write... so...

I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.