There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me.

I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.

I do lots of other drugs but I smoke pot maybe 5-10 times a year now. I used to smoke it all the time, but I don't, and I haven't for awhile. That's just because it makes me - and I'm not saying this about everybody else - but it makes me kind of dumb and self-conscious.

That's what social media is, that's what Twitter is, that's what Facebook posts are. It's just really anti-intellectual.

Then I will tape the sets and even though I`m not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat and put the jokes closer together.