Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff, you get people going, "I didn't come here to have my political views bashed."
David CrossThe Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
David CrossBack when the Bible was written, then edited, then rewritten, then rewritten, then re-edited, then translated from dead languages, then re-translated, then edited, then rewritten, then given to kings for them to take their favorite parts, then rewritten, then re-rewritten, then translated again, then given to the pope for him to approve, then rewritten, then edited again, the re-re-re-re-rewritten again...all based on stories that were told orally 30 to 90 years AFTER they happened.. to people who didnt know how to write... so...
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