I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.

I've had plenty of negative reviews. I have my entire life.

Once you get into the [Donald] Trump stuff, you get people going, "I didn't come here to have my political views bashed."

I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!

I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.

I don't want to do 20 minutes on Donald Trump. I want to do 10 minutes and move on. I wouldn't even do that with a live show, because I don't want it to feel like "An Evening Of Political Comedy."