I think the policies, for the most part, that [Hillary Clinton] will put in place are not going to make positive changes. There'll be more status quo. She'll certainly be good for some groups of people. Whatever.

I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

It probably does make it more difficult to enjoy a good laugh at someone who's onstage, seemingly yelling at you. But I'm not yelling at the audience, I'm yelling at the world. It genuinely sucks if people are taking it that way. But I'm not talking to individuals.

Hopefully people will be reinventing comedy forever and ever. This is just what I do, and it's a type of comedy.