I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.

I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.

I do believe that on a whole, women are definitely smarter than men... I also believe that dogs are smarter than women. No? That one, you don't believe it? You believe that I didn't do a series of tests? You are right to not believe it, because I'm going to go ahead and admit that I do not believe what I just said, it was what's described as a 'joke.' Um, I'll be telling a bunch of them here tonight.

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.

I do lots of other drugs but I smoke pot maybe 5-10 times a year now. I used to smoke it all the time, but I don't, and I haven't for awhile. That's just because it makes me - and I'm not saying this about everybody else - but it makes me kind of dumb and self-conscious.

I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.

I've gotten "condescending" a million times, and that's not good.