I stand by everything I said. I absolutely can defend my material, and I take issue with people who say, "It's just shock value. It's not even funny." I disagree. There's different ways to be funny and to be a comedian.

I've gotten "condescending" a million times, and that's not good.

I've never thought of myself as a hoity-toity cultural critic.

Then I will tape the sets and even though I`m not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat and put the jokes closer together.

If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.

As far as just my stand-up is concerned, I don't care about changing anyone's mind. I'm not making an argument. I'm a guy doing comedy.

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.