I stand by everything I said. I absolutely can defend my material, and I take issue with people who say, "It's just shock value. It's not even funny." I disagree. There's different ways to be funny and to be a comedian.

I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.

The South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.

I do lots of other drugs but I smoke pot maybe 5-10 times a year now. I used to smoke it all the time, but I don't, and I haven't for awhile. That's just because it makes me - and I'm not saying this about everybody else - but it makes me kind of dumb and self-conscious.

I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.

I've gotten "condescending" a million times, and that's not good.

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.