You have to get the second season by acquiescing to a third season.

It's easy to see that two people might come up with that same idea.

I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.

It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I'm attracted to women who aren't ready to make that commitment just yet.

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

There's the disingenuous duplicitousness, but you can apply that to every politician, really.