You have to get the second season by acquiescing to a third season.

So all my friends have kids now... which I think is rude.

I was in Antwerp - which, I had about 20 shows left at that point - and a guy said, "That's Dave Attell's." Also, Antwerp was my smallest audience, so the guy was right there. I was like, "What?" He said, "Dave Attell does a bit about, 'Why are there luggage stores in the airport?'" I had never seen that, and I would never ever, ever, ever - please believe me - I would never lift material from somebody ever, and certainly not knowingly.

There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.

You have to have some level of attachment, you can still have passion and believe but it has to be softened somewhat.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

If people disagree with me and want to articulate it, that's not only their right but almost their obligation.