You have to get the second season by acquiescing to a third season.

I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.

I would say just stop watching me, I guess, at this point. That is what I do, and it probably is, in some way, a bit of a lecture. I can see how that's not something that would be enticing for you to watch in a stand-up hour.

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.

I'm concerned about organized religion getting away with what it gets away with.

I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.