There is nothing interesting about just seeing me doing the show then seeing the fans and how much people love me.
David Cross[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.
David CrossThe South has more of a disproportionate amount of irony on T-shirts than any other region in the country.
David CrossBecause I think whenever you sit down with another human being who would absolutely disagree with you on every issue, you learn about them as a person and you relate, in human terms, and it's much more difficult for either side to dismiss out of hand, like that person's a freak, that person's a Nazi.
David Cross