I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.

So all my friends have kids now... which I think is rude.

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.

[On the Dating Handbook] 'With a telescope, some munchies, and a warm blanket, watch for Halley's comet.' Yeah. I like that. There's no time limit. Just sit there and grow old together.

I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.

When we were on the bus doing the Mr. Show Hooray for America Tour there was a lot of laughter and a lot of pot smoking and a lot of speed metal listening and video game playing. Of course that was all Brian Posehn.