I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and it's pointed - and, again, whether you think it's funny or not, that's subjective.

I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.

I think pornography is the only art form where you can be videotaped on a shaky handy cam sucking off a horse and be considered a star.

All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard. I'll tell you what hard is. Try talking your girlfriend into her third consecutive abortion. Yeah, that's hard, that takes finesse. You're just inconvenienced.

Florida was the low point.The entire state, yep. I'm not sure I'd go back.

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.