I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.

It's easy to see that two people might come up with that same idea.

I don't want to do 20 minutes on Donald Trump. I want to do 10 minutes and move on. I wouldn't even do that with a live show, because I don't want it to feel like "An Evening Of Political Comedy."

Back when the Bible was written, then edited, then rewritten, then rewritten, then re-edited, then translated from dead languages, then re-translated, then edited, then rewritten, then given to kings for them to take their favorite parts, then rewritten, then re-rewritten, then translated again, then given to the pope for him to approve, then rewritten, then edited again, the re-re-re-re-rewritten again...all based on stories that were told orally 30 to 90 years AFTER they happened.. to people who didnt know how to write... so...

I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.

Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

I just often find myself getting shrill, angry and the jokes get more incredulous.