Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

I do believe that on a whole, women are definitely smarter than men... I also believe that dogs are smarter than women. No? That one, you don't believe it? You believe that I didn't do a series of tests? You are right to not believe it, because I'm going to go ahead and admit that I do not believe what I just said, it was what's described as a 'joke.' Um, I'll be telling a bunch of them here tonight.

My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.

I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

I still think that, hopefully, you're not ahead of the jokes, and I think that has value. There is a punchline and it's pointed - and, again, whether you think it's funny or not, that's subjective.

Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.