Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn't occur.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

I'm a professional comic. Whether you think I'm funny or not, that's, again, subjective.

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.

I grew up in that minority. I grew up in the South, in Roswell, Georgia, and it was heavily white, Baptist, conservative. And the idea that somebody would come there and say those things that I said created an atmosphere where some people would walk out, and suddenly they weren't in the minority. For an hour and a half, they were the majority. So I would argue that it does need to be said.

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.