I just did 101 shows in 86 different cities in America and Europe and Canada, and I'm not lying or exaggerating when I say, at the vast majority of shows, they loved it. There were encores, there were standing ovations.

I have always tried to use humor to "help ever" and "hurt never," for I find that to laugh is like swallowing a secret that Santa Claus farted.

I know Dave [Attel] and we're friendly, and I have nothing but respect for him.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

High Times magazine is a notch intellectually below Highlights for Children. I mean, they're both great to read when you're baked, but come on, ya know.

I'm not a centrist, and there's nothing about me that's centrist. I never have been.

There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.