I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

In New York, you are constantly faced with this very urgent decision that you have to make, about every twenty minutes...you have to decide, immediately, you have to go "Ohmigod. Do I look at the most beautiful woman in the world or the craziest guy in the world?"

What happened to our friendship? I really think it's our obligation as friends to be brutally honest and be frank with them and say, 'Look, I'm sorry, but your baby is fking boring.'

I am truly passionate and concerned about the lack of empathy that people show towards one another.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

I don't think of my opponents in the sense that I don't think of them consciously, I don't steer it one way or the other.

[If Donald Trump does get elected, I will be] probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I don't know. I'll probably end up working in the cafeteria.