I work a lot and I like to get out and work but the work I do to make the other work work I'm not very good at.

It's a lot of anti-gay, racist humor—which people like in America—all couched in 'I'm telling it like it is.' He's in the right place at the right time for that gee-shucks, proud-to-be-a-redneck, I'm-just-a-straight-shooter-multimillionaire-in-cutoff-flannel-selling-ring-tones act. That's where we are as a nation now. We're in a state of vague American values and anti-intellectual pride.

If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

I'm not going to benefit from free college education, but I think all those things are good for the country.

Back when the Bible was written, then edited, then rewritten, then rewritten, then re-edited, then translated from dead languages, then re-translated, then edited, then rewritten, then given to kings for them to take their favorite parts, then rewritten, then re-rewritten, then translated again, then given to the pope for him to approve, then rewritten, then edited again, the re-re-re-re-rewritten again...all based on stories that were told orally 30 to 90 years AFTER they happened.. to people who didnt know how to write... so...