I don't want anybody to understand what my depression feels like because in order to understand it you have to have been there, and I don't want anybody else to go.

I don't want anybody to understand what my depression feels like because in order to understand it you have to have been there, and I don't want anybody else to go.

If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.

The hardest thing I ever did was get sober. I was drinking two and a half bottles of whiskey a day and taking 40 Vicodin. If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.

Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder.