If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?

Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.

I don't want anybody to understand what my depression feels like because in order to understand it you have to have been there, and I don't want anybody else to go.

The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?

Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.

I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more.