The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.
I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it.
Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.
Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.
Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice.
The hardest thing I ever did was get sober. I was drinking two and a half bottles of whiskey a day and taking 40 Vicodin. If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.