Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.

Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.

Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal.

The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.

The hardest thing I ever did was get sober. I was drinking two and a half bottles of whiskey a day and taking 40 Vicodin. If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.

It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success.