I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.
Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.
Nobody's going to get a hot dog at my concert!
I know that people think I'm a party king; but, face it, if I finished the bottle every time I took a drink, I wouldn't be able to do the aerials I do onstage.
It's not who wants to sleep with you; It's who wants to sleep with you again.
The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.