Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants.

It's always irritated me that people say, 'Where's the action? Oh wow, there's no action here; let's go somewhere else.' These people will never find the action.

The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly.

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me.

Of course building a kitchen makes all the symmetric sense in the world because everybody's burning calories at 120 beats a minute. You could even register it on a graph at the DJ booth. "How fast are they burning calories, sir?" "126 a minute." "Are you sure?" "Oh, I'm very sure." You can meter that out.