I live and breathe and do four times as much four times as fast as anyone else.
The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!
Self-tragedy is always a great way to dramatize yourself - ask any teenager.
A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.
Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.
People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage.