Audience participation should extend from on-stage to backstage to under the stage

I knew already when I was seven years old, that I wanted to be on stage and entertain people. I sell laughs. Here, you got one for free!

My visions and fantasies are pretty standard. The only difference is I got to do it, while most of us haven't. Beyond that, I'm a pretty standard guy. Give me a gal with a sense of humor, acidic wit, who's read a few books and has a body like a Swedish speed skater, and I'm quite content.

We've all got out self-destructive bad habits, the trick is to find four or five you personally like the best and just do those all the time.

I think very frequently, musicians become a victim of every song they sing. I like all kinds of recreation. It's aggressive. I want to be part of everything.

The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.