I always wanted to be an outrage to public decency and a threat to women. And this is one of the few occupations where you're not only allowed that, but you're encouraged.

We've all got out self-destructive bad habits, the trick is to find four or five you personally like the best and just do those all the time.

Whether I'm on for a day or whether I'm on for a year, at the end of the day, I sing for my dinner.

When you can spell subpoena without thinking about it, that's when you know you've made it.

On parties it's not about who you are. The real reason to which a party revolves is how good you look.

There are only so many letters in the alphabet. When I talk to young musicians or authors and they ask for advice, I say, You gotta learn all the letters of your own personal alphabet. With music, you need to know all the different kinds of music and everything in and around your given instrument.

They make this drink in Brazil Called cachaca. It's sugar can alcholho. Costs 35 cents a quart. One quart of that stuff and you see God. Two quarts and you graow a pair of tight pants and an electric guitar.