When you can spell subpoena without thinking about it, that's when you know you've made it.
David Lee RothPeople say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!
David Lee RothThe perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!
David Lee RothThere are only so many letters in the alphabet. When I talk to young musicians or authors and they ask for advice, I say, You gotta learn all the letters of your own personal alphabet. With music, you need to know all the different kinds of music and everything in and around your given instrument.
David Lee Roth