Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

Classic Van Halen made people want to dance and f**k. Modern Van Halen makes you want to drink milk and drive foreign cars.

The only thing I'm allergic to is criticism.

Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything... to go!

When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at first it's novel and brand new and then you watch every channel, every show. And then you become a little more selective and more selective, until ultimately... you wind up with a radio.

You want a hero in the music world? James Brown. He brought a feeling to music without really using words. He's just famous for his sound.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.