Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

On parties it's not about who you are. The real reason to which a party revolves is how good you look.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

Whether I'm on for a day or whether I'm on for a year, at the end of the day, I sing for my dinner.

Music journalists love Elvis Costello and hate me because they look like Elvis Costello

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance

I knew already when I was seven years old, that I wanted to be on stage and entertain people. I sell laughs. Here, you got one for free!