I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I take my personal upkeep real seriously; my sense of organization and attention to detail; my memory; my business - I love the business.

You know what rock musicians are? They are hung up, neurotic, over-weight hippies with sex problems.

It's always irritated me that people say, 'Where's the action? Oh wow, there's no action here; let's go somewhere else.' These people will never find the action.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

You want to know if we're animals? When I'm on stage with the volume rippling my body like a glass of water and thousands of people are generating heat in my direction, there's no time for thought. My basement facilities take over completely. Sure it's animal. People might like to talk about art, but look where art is, in the gutter.

Many of the critics have kids of their own. It scares the hell out of them to think that their kids could be anything remotely like David Lee Roth.