I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?

Many of the critics have kids of their own. It scares the hell out of them to think that their kids could be anything remotely like David Lee Roth.

Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance