I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.

I always wanted to be an outrage to public decency and a threat to women. And this is one of the few occupations where you're not only allowed that, but you're encouraged.

We've all got out self-destructive bad habits, the trick is to find four or five you personally like the best and just do those all the time.

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.

You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw a rock at you. That's the territory. You buy the land, you get the Indians.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!