We've all got out self-destructive bad habits, the trick is to find four or five you personally like the best and just do those all the time.

When you can spell subpoena without thinking about it, that's when you know you've made it.

Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing

They make this drink in Brazil Called cachaca. It's sugar can alcholho. Costs 35 cents a quart. One quart of that stuff and you see God. Two quarts and you graow a pair of tight pants and an electric guitar.

Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive

It doesn't matter the kind of music, it doesn't matter whether it's a cowboy hat or a yarmulke. I don't care if it's outer space or pop, the spirit is the same.

Classic Van Halen made people want to dance and f**k. Modern Van Halen makes you want to drink milk and drive foreign cars.