The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog.

I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.

You want to know if we're animals? When I'm on stage with the volume rippling my body like a glass of water and thousands of people are generating heat in my direction, there's no time for thought. My basement facilities take over completely. Sure it's animal. People might like to talk about art, but look where art is, in the gutter.

It doesn't matter the kind of music, it doesn't matter whether it's a cowboy hat or a yarmulke. I don't care if it's outer space or pop, the spirit is the same.