I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.
I'm a family oriented guy; I've personally started four or five this year.
I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me.
I think the two most difficult things to deal with in life are failure and success
The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.
Critics like Elvis Costello because critics are like Elvis Costello.