I think very frequently, musicians become a victim of every song they sing. I like all kinds of recreation. It's aggressive. I want to be part of everything.

The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!

I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly.

I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.

Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.

The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

I always wanted to be an outrage to public decency and a threat to women. And this is one of the few occupations where you're not only allowed that, but you're encouraged.