Critics like Elvis Costello because critics are like Elvis Costello.
Self-tragedy is always a great way to dramatize yourself - ask any teenager.
I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.
I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly.
Rock & roll is not so much a question of electric guitars as it is striped pants.
Whether I'm on for a day or whether I'm on for a year, at the end of the day, I sing for my dinner.