On parties it's not about who you are. The real reason to which a party revolves is how good you look.
David Lee RothI can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly.
David Lee RothI always wanted to be an outrage to public decency and a threat to women. And this is one of the few occupations where you're not only allowed that, but you're encouraged.
David Lee Roth