The only thing I'm allergic to is criticism.

Music journalists love Elvis Costello and hate me because they look like Elvis Costello

The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!

Radio as we know it is pretty much changing completely.

It dont matter WHAT your doin, ust as long as you LOOK GOOD doin it

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

What's missing is the testosterone. What's missing is the fury. What's missing is the passionate convicted commitment. And I got a lot of mine from my religious background. So y'all best stop imagining the way Dr. Zorba looked, or some defenseless Hasidic Jew with a little yarmulke on his head, 'cause that ain't here for you.