I live and breathe and do four times as much four times as fast as anyone else.

People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

Whether I'm on for a day or whether I'm on for a year, at the end of the day, I sing for my dinner.

When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at first it's novel and brand new and then you watch every channel, every show. And then you become a little more selective and more selective, until ultimately... you wind up with a radio.

I'm a family oriented guy; I've personally started four or five this year.

They make this drink in Brazil Called cachaca. It's sugar can alcholho. Costs 35 cents a quart. One quart of that stuff and you see God. Two quarts and you graow a pair of tight pants and an electric guitar.