If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.

My visions and fantasies are pretty standard. The only difference is I got to do it, while most of us haven't. Beyond that, I'm a pretty standard guy. Give me a gal with a sense of humor, acidic wit, who's read a few books and has a body like a Swedish speed skater, and I'm quite content.

They make this drink in Brazil Called cachaca. It's sugar can alcholho. Costs 35 cents a quart. One quart of that stuff and you see God. Two quarts and you graow a pair of tight pants and an electric guitar.

I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money.

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage.

You want a hero in the music world? James Brown. He brought a feeling to music without really using words. He's just famous for his sound.

If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.