The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I grew up on radio, not TV.

I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly.

It's always irritated me that people say, 'Where's the action? Oh wow, there's no action here; let's go somewhere else.' These people will never find the action.

We've all got out self-destructive bad habits, the trick is to find four or five you personally like the best and just do those all the time.

I think the two most difficult things to deal with in life are failure and success