I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me.
The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.
Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.
On parties it's not about who you are. The real reason to which a party revolves is how good you look.
Radio as we know it is pretty much changing completely.
You gotta learn the alphabet, backwards and forwards. And then the choice is yours, 'cause last I looked, the Bible is written in the same words, the exact same alphabet, as my favorite pornography. Choice is yours.