I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me.

In the United States, you can put on a cowboy hat and join the country-western neighborhood. If you're down below 14th Street in New York City, that's bohemian; that's left-wing.

I think very frequently, musicians become a victim of every song they sing. I like all kinds of recreation. It's aggressive. I want to be part of everything.

Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.

Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing