How would Trump travel as president? Obviously, he'd use Hair Force One.

Are you getting a big kick out of the Enron scandal? I find this interesting that whenever a big crisis starts, people start showing up in church. So, Ken Lay shows up in church this weekend. Church officials are still looking for the collection plates.

Trump says that if he's elected, he won't let the presidency interfere with the Miss Universe pageant.

One day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for fleas on Fox News.

The Catholic Church has a tough new policy on child molestors: three strikes and you're a cardinal.

Over in Afghanistan, Osama stuck his head out of the cave and saw a shadow. So, that means six more weeks of bombing.

The president met with BP CEO Tony Hayward, and Obama was demanding that BP clean up the Gulf. And I'm thinking, good luck. They can't even clean up their gas station restrooms.