How would Trump travel as president? Obviously, he'd use Hair Force One.

Arnold is now the front runner. Everyone was snickering about it a month ago, now it looks like he will be the next governor of California. He is so confident he has already chosen a body oil for the inauguration.

Welcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice.

New Orleans: The least annoying French place on Earth.

Enron CEO Kenneth Lay has apparently just slipped across the border into Pakistan.

Trump says that if he's elected, he won't let the presidency interfere with the Miss Universe pageant.

The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.