How would Trump travel as president? Obviously, he'd use Hair Force One.

Good luck finding a place to park in New York City. And when you do, good luck figuring out the parking signs, restrictions, and prohibitions. It is so complicated. It has gotten so bad, I never park my car without a lawyer.

The FCC has delayed the decision on the Time/Warner Comcast merger. So how do you think those folks like being put on hold?

Everybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before.

Happy Cinco de Mayo. In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole.

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

There is no off position on the genius switch.