John Kerry went duck hunting and he's doing that to fulfill his campaign pledge to hunt down the ducks and kill them wherever they are! Kerry did pretty well; he came back with four ducks and three Purple Hearts.

At the White House, they caught another fence jumper earlier today. It was Obama trying to get out.

Back when we started this show, the hottest program on television was 'Keeping Up With the Gabors.'

Do you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.

The night before the Olympics opening ceremony, my son, who is eight years old, gets very excited and likes to put out a plate of cookies and some milk for Bob Costas.

The new 'Mad Max' movie takes place in a post-apocalyptic world. I have a small part in 'Mad Max.' I play the old geezer who remembers what steak tasted like.

The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash.