The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag
David LettermanEverybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before.
David LettermanDid you folks see President Bush's State of the Union Address? How about that surprise announcement? Howard Dean has been captured and he's in the hands of interrogators.
David LettermanTrump says that if he's elected, he won't let the presidency interfere with the Miss Universe pageant.
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