Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him.

The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.

I heard this today and I thought this was fascinating and interesting. President Bush has two daughters, two beautiful daughters, and they may work on their father's presidential campaign after they get out of college and I thought, well, that's a pretty good move because in this economy, they won't be able to find real jobs.

Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.

Mitt Romney is not going to be running for president. So you know what that means. We are getting closer and closer to 'President Trump.'

I heard some good news today, the FBI and the CIA are going to start cooperating. They are going to start working together. And if you don't know the difference between the FBI and the CIA, the FBI bungles domestic crime, the CIA bungles foreign crime.

I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet.