To label Jason Randal a magician does a disservice. You'll think the laws of physics, nature, the universe itself have been suspended. He's as good as Houdini was at his best!

Martha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto.

New Orleans: The least annoying French place on Earth.

Keep in mind that your individual vote doesn't mean anything.

President Bush wants to build a space station on the moon. And from the moon, he wants to launch people to Mars. You know what this means. He's been drinking again.

Have you been following the big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Or as we call it now, the Dead Sea.

Now there are reports that Osama bin Laden would like to commit suicide on television. This is the kind of lead-in I have been praying for every since I came to CBS. Bin Laden is planning a televised suicide or, as I call it, hosting the Academy Awards.