The new CIA torture report is 6 million pages long. It's almost as long as a George Clooney pre-nup.

One of the dogs in the competition, a Portuguese Water Dog, is related to President Obama's dog, Bo. But they only see each other at funerals and weddings.

George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.

The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.

Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid says he will not seek re-election. Harry said he wants to spend more time with his family. As I always say, check with your family.

Tomorrow is Election Day. It's what they call the midterm elections, and you can cut the indifference with a knife. It's the day Americans leave work early and pretend to vote.

Here's the plot of 'Interstellar.' Refugees - they're known as Democrats - they're looking for a new planet.