The first presidential debate was down in Florida. Residents spent all day putting plywood on their televisions.

Donald Trump is talking about running for president. He hasn't made an announcement, but I want to tell you something. The fake suspense is killing me.

Quiet down, we don't want to wake the Russians.

Mitt Romney looks like an American President in a Canadian movie.

Mitt Romney has a fund-raiser. He's going to get in the ring and fight Evander Holyfield. This is the dumbest thing Republicans have done since they wrote that open letter to Iran.

As you watch the Gary Condit interview, three words come to mind: stiff, unbending and impenetrable. And that's just his hair.

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.