CBS News finally received anthrax in the mail. As usual, we're number three.

It was stupid behaviour. And you take a look at the explosion, and it knocks you down and you wake up every morning and you're scared and you're depressed and sad, and you kind of got to let that knock you down and knock you down.

John McCain turned 72 years old last Friday, but the Chinese are making him a birth certificate that says he's only 33 and then he'll be ready to go.

George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.

I'm still here. I knocked off another competitor.

Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.

Holyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.