CBS News finally received anthrax in the mail. As usual, we're number three.

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

Because you think an explosion has taken place and you're looking at the shards and you say, 'Well, can we put this back together?' And by God, maybe you can put it back together. And maybe it won't be the same, but maybe it will be different, and maybe it can even be better in a different way.

Iraq is so bad that President Obama phoned Hillary Clinton and asked her if she could start early.

North Korean dictator Kim Jung Il may be stepping down. Yeah, experts in the State Department say he could be replaced by his son, Menta Li Ill.

Obesity is now a problem in the navy. They've created a new rank: Really Big Rear Admiral.

Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him.