CBS News finally received anthrax in the mail. As usual, we're number three.

Pepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew.

It's two days until tax time. I know it's late, but there is still time to deduct this show as a loss.

President Bush announced he has a five-point strategy for getting out of Iraq. Points six through 10 will be handled by the Kerry administration.

The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.

Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.

President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'