CBS News finally received anthrax in the mail. As usual, we're number three.

Our guest tonight is Michelle Obama, first lady of the United States. She's here to announce her run for president.

Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't call me Regis.

Here in New York City, it's cold. It's so cold the Republicans want to use the Keystone Pipeline to deliver soup.

New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.

Hillary Clinton is running for president. This time around, she promises to be warm and approachable. Like me.

Because Utah is largely Mormon country, the firing squad's a little different. You're blindfolded but no cigarette.